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For those not afraid of the Dark..... Details
This hellish yet classy button-down shirt has balls (for real, sort of); the Devil is in the details and this L.Apotheca design promises to be a big hit at your next family gathering, perhaps a grand parent's birthday party, a religious friend, cousin, or some event you don't care about the morbid curiosity some will have after gazing upon this for a minute.
Meet your new favorite Satan devouring Souls Button Down Shirt! It exudes coolness both in terms of style and material. Plus, its featherlight and moisture-wicking material ensures comfort even on the hottest days.
This is High Satanic Fashion Clothing so give it the respect it deserves by not telling others how reasonable the price is!!! 👿
• 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester
• Fabric weight: 2.95 oz/yd² (100 g/m²)
• Breathable and moisture-wicking material
• Oversized fit
• UPF50+ protection
• Blank product components sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| CHEST (inches) | WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| 2XS | 34 ⅝ | 28 ¼ | 35 ⅜ |
| XS | 36 ¼ | 29 ⅞ | 37.0 |
| S | 37 ¾ | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 39 ⅜ | 33 ⅛ | 40 ¼ |
| L | 42 ½ | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 45 ¾ | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 48 ¾ | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 52.0 | 45 ¾ | 52 ¾ |
| 4XL | 55 ⅛ | 48 ¾ | 55 ⅞ |
| 5XL | 58 ¼ | 52.0 | 59 ⅛ |
| 6XL | 61 ⅜ | 55 ⅛ | 62 ¼ |
| CHEST (cm) | WAIST (cm) | HIPS (cm) | |
| 2XS | 87.9 | 71.9 | 90 |
| XS | 92 | 76 | 94 |
| S | 96 | 80 | 98 |
| M | 100 | 84 | 102.1 |
| L | 108 | 92 | 110 |
| XL | 116 | 100 | 118.1 |
| 2XL | 124 | 108 | 126 |
| 3XL | 132 | 116 | 134.1 |
| 4XL | 140 | 124 | 142 |
| 5XL | 148 | 132 | 150.1 |
| 6XL | 156 | 140 | 158 |
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