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For those not afraid of the Dark..... Details
The Impaler Keeps Your Nights
Vlad Tepes — Dracula, the Impaler Prince of Wallachia — rendered as a painting and printed across this fleece blanket. The lightweight microfiber fleece is supremely soft, warm, and cozy, which is more mercy than Vlad ever showed anyone. For the vampyre’s couch, bed, or castle chair.
Design: Vlad Tepes Dracula, from the painting
Sizes: Small 40″x30″, Medium 60″x50″, or Large 80″x60″
Material: Lightweight, pill-free microfiber fleece — supremely soft, warm & cozy
Print: Full print top with white underside
Care: Machine wash, tumble dry low
The Original Dracula: Before the novels and the films, there was the prince — and his legend has never slept
Soft as Sin: Pill-free microfiber fleece that stays soft wash after wash
Three Sizes: A lap throw for the chair, a full wrap for the couch, or a large cover for the bed
He rises at dusk; you can stay under the blanket. Add the Vlad Tepes Dracula Fleece Blanket to your home today.
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