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For those not afraid of the Dark..... Details
The Underworld Cthulhu Statue is 8" tall and can serve as a conduit to unleash the ancient Anticosmic Primordial Spirit of Darkness. Between the Abyss and the Chaos that exists around the world, a liminal gate might be opened...
Robed in black, it pairs perfectly with horror and occult magick practitioners alike. Its inviting abyssic essence will draw you in and provide a satanic connection to the dark arts.
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