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For those not afraid of the Dark..... Details
The Gift of Forbidden Knowledge
In the oldest story, Satan’s crime was generosity — he offered wisdom to those who were told to stay ignorant. This fleece blanket prints Satan bestowing Wisdom across a lightweight microfiber fleece, supremely soft, warm, and cozy: the moment knowledge changed hands, spread over the reader’s couch.
Design: Satan bestowing Wisdom
Sizes: Small 40″x30″, Medium 60″x50″, or Large 80″x60″
Material: Lightweight, pill-free microfiber fleece — supremely soft, warm & cozy
Print: Full print top with white underside
Care: Machine wash, tumble dry low
The First Lesson: The bestowing of wisdom is the founding act of the Luciferian path — light given, not hoarded
Soft as Sin: Pill-free microfiber fleece that stays soft wash after wash
Three Sizes: A lap throw for the chair, a full wrap for the couch, or a large cover for the bed
Take the gift. Add the Satan Bestowing Wisdom Fleece Blanket to your home today.
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